Famous Las Vegas Sayings

Las Vegas, Nevada: A city where oddities don't make you lame, but instead bring you riches and fortune and fame.Walter Wykes
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Vegas embodies every brash, joyous cliché about the U.S. that the rest of the world hopes might be true.Mark Ellwood
Vegas is the most extreme and allegorical of American settlements, bizarre and beautiful in its venality and in its devotion to immediate gratification.Joan Didion

Vegas Quotes And Sayings

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Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.Evan Esar
Las Vegas was and is a hard town that will make you pay for your inability to restrain your desires.... If you have a weakness, Las Vegas will punish you.Hal Rothman

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Famous Las Vegas Sayings

Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American DreamHunter S. Thompson
Seriously, why tour the world when all you have to do is visit Las Vegas and see all the highlights in one location?Jeff Maguire
Las Vegas is a feast or famine kind of city.Kevin Raiford

Famous Las Vegas Sayings

Vegas must be a great town for Laundromats. Nobody lives there, everybody is just passing through, leaving a little bit of dirt.John Updike
There's really only one constant in Las Vegas and that's change.Travis Hoium
Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world.Frank Scoblete
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas ... but that doesn't matter when you live there.Michelle Madow
While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.J. R. Moehringer
Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment.Don Rickles
Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams, and a little bit of crazy.Michael Mcdonald
It's hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas.Cinnamon Stomberger
If you aim to leave Las Vegas with a small fortune, go there with a large one.unknown

Funny Vegas Sayings

For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.Hunter S. Thompson
Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks--it says, Goodbye.Frank Sinatra
Las Vegas is a very strange place. It's a place of broken dreams.Concha Buika
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.Artie Lange
Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can't flush.Brin-Jonathan Butler
Las Vegas is the suicide capital of America ... and not everyone who comes here leaves here. Sometimes, what happens in Vegas truly stays in Vegas.Paul W. Papa
In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well.Walter Wykes
If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.Tony Curtis

Famous Las Vegas Sayings Quotes

What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.Dane Cook
Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.Drew Carey
Vegas is the answer, no matter the question.unknown
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Title Vegas Vacation
Year 1997
Director Stephen Kessler
Genre Comedy, Family
Interpreted by
Plot – Clark Wilhelm Griswold Jr. and his family decide to organize an unforgettable holiday in the capital of gambling, where they meet wacky characters. This is a vacation they won’t forget soon.
All actors – Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Randy Quaid, Ethan Embry, Marisol Nichols, Miriam Flynn, Shae D'lyn, Wayne Newton, Siegfried Fischbacher, Roy Horn, Wallace Shawn, Sid Caesar
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  • “- Cousin Eddie: I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.
    - Clark Griswold: Thanks for the pick me up Eddie.”
    - Cousin Eddie
    Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
  • “- Wayne Newton: Very special lady.
    - Clark Griswold: That's why I entered into the sacred bond of marriage with her.”     - Wayne Newton
    Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
  • “You're in food preservatives? What a gas.”
    - Wayne Newton
  • “I don't care if you ruined my life. I love you!”
    - Cousin Catherine
  • “Nice place for a pearl necklace.”Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
  • “It is a blazer out there. You're lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended.”
    - Cousin Eddie
  • “Don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin, Russ.”Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
  • “I'll have some of that there yella'... and don't you get cheap on me ya hear?” - Cousin Eddie
  • “Bet with the bank. Bet with the player. Nine is a natural.”Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
  • “- Clark Griswold: Audrey! What are you doing? Ten years of tap dancing lessons and this is the way you repay us?
    - Audrey Griswold: What? You told me to get a summer job.”    Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
    - Audrey Griswold
  • “Sorry, my pen burst in the... altitude.”Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
  • “You don't know when to quit, do ya Griswold?... Here's an idea: why don't you give me half the money your were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!”
    Wallace Shawn - Marty
  • “- Pit Boss: No, uh, corrective lenses tonight?
    - Rusty: No, I do not require them.”     - Pit Boss
    Ethan Embry - Rusty
  • “- Rusty: Dad?
    - Clark Griswold: In a minute Russ.
    - Clark Griswold [talking to Cousin Eddie]: You see the promise of material possesions can often blind one to...
    - Clark Griswold: [Rusty taps Clark on the arm] What is it, Russ?
    - Rusty: Those four cars over there... they're mine.
    - Clark Griswold: What do you mean they're... they're yours?
    -...” (continue)    (continue reading)
    Ethan Embry - Rusty Griswold
    Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
  • “Who knew, my sister has the legs of a thoroughbred? Am I right?”
    Ethan Embry - Rusty Griswold
  • “Have you ever swam with the dolphins? Them things are hard to catch!” - Cousin Eddie
  • “- Hoover Dam Guide: Welcome everyone. I am your dam guide, Arnie. Now I'm about to take you through a fully funtional power plant, so please, no one wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions?
    - Cousin Eddie: Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?”
    - Arty, the Hoover Dam Guide
    - Cousin Eddie
  • “Isn't there legalized prostitution?”Ethan Embry - Rusty Griswold
  • “Oh My God! It's Wayne Newton! Can I be your bodyguard? I'd die for ya.”
    - Cousin Eddie
  • “- Rusty: Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom!
    - Clark Griswold: It's all part of the act, Russ.”
    Ethan Embry - Rusty Griswold
    Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
  • “- Marty: Come on, Griswold, You think that sign is there to hold the table down?
    - Clark Griswold: What can I do with five dollars?
    - Marty: Gee, I don't know. Buy a bullet and rent a gun?”    Wallace Shawn - Marty
    Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
  • “- Ellen Griswold: Oh my Lord... Rusty!
    - Girl in Hot Tub: Oh, you must be lost. This is Mr. Pappagiorgio.
    - Clark Griswold: His name is not Pappagiorgio! His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student! Now out of the pool, let's go young man! Now!”     - Ellen Griswold
    - Girl in the Hot tub
    Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
  • “Where the hell is the damn dam tour?”
    Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
  • “Pick a number? ! I'm great at that! Coin toss!! Eddie, these are my games!!”Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
  • “Clark, its not the way it looks. We were just having pasta.” - Ellen Griswold
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